Think your mixtape is fire?
Before you stop me in the street and wave your ‘dead tape’ in my face claiming its that flame, le scorch, fire, and certified toastification of ones ear drums, consider whether it can do battle ‘widda’ [with a] bass cannon because an engineering duo, Seth Robertson & Viet Tran, at George Mason University in Virginia have created a device to fight fires with Bass.
The excitement I feel right now is how Van Helsing felt when he discovered how much garlic repelled Vampires. I really hope that they develop a keyring because walking round with that bass cannon when I choose to head to Oxford Street isn’t at all appealing. Also be great if they developed some form of tweet or email reply to people sending you their abominable excuses for music videos and links to listen to their tracks.
So all you le flame a la scorch mixtape claimers beware, next time you come up on me in a busy high street, I may have some form of cannon to put your flame out or just be blatant and tell you that I’m not interested in your bloody mixtape.